It's MY Name!

You people; you know who you are, must not be well traveled. You don't know how to pronounce a name as simple as mine.

I changed the font that I normally use in order to make a visual point.

Lately I have been receiving typed emails and audio emails from folks who think my name is "Lain" because they are too ignorant to realize that the lower case "L" (l) and the upper case "I" look the same in my chosen font, Verdana. Proper names should be capitalized, you ninnies! My name is "Iain!" (ee-un)

Also...

My last name is Dangerfeld, NOT Dangerfield! Danger: the G has a "guh" sound and not a "gee" sound. (dain-gur) Feld: The e is pronounced "eh" and not "ē". It's Bavarian!

Review My Ass!

"Your blog has been identified as a potential spam blog. To correct this, please request a review by filling out the form at ...Yada, yada, yada!"

I signed in to make a post with some meat to it and found this in my email box! When I signed in to unblock my blog, there wasn't a form available to unlock it. Now, I'm not an idiot! I guess the blog has been unblocked. It was probably one of those bone-headed Christians that complained and got it locked in the first place.

You stupid-ass Christians will use any device you can, whether or not moral or ethical, to keep people from telling the truth! You are all a bunch of goddamn arrogant, control freak ignoramuses! I guess you can't help it though. You are a product of non-thinking over breeders who lived to fuck up a religious army and brain wash you. -Iain

Biden vs Bimbo

So, there's only going to be one VP debate for this election? What? Are they afraid of a little PMS? Perhaps they are afraid she'll have a wo-mo (women's moment) and cry!

I don't know about you, but I feel the Obama/Biden team won during the first 20-seconds of Tarte de Palin opening her skinny-lipped mouth! The woman has NO poker face. (Nice hooters, though!) She did show some VPL (visable panty lines)

I am too exhausted tonight to write much more about this. I will, however, say that I am glad we will get a good team to lead the country. Obama and Biden will do right by our country's foundation. I must praise the GOP for selecting a token woman to be a part of their team. It's quite stylish! Hell! Some of my closest friends have a split tail!

I. D.