Here's a post in response to another blogger.

http://legalschnauzer.blogspot.com/2009/07/are-july-4-tea-parties-sign-of-mental.html

Iain Dangerfeld said...

Iain Dangerfeld to Mr. Schnauzer

Try as I may to be the savior to the USA by straightening out the evil that both religions and political parties are doing to the simple minds of its citizens. It ain't freaking working!

I call myself the Evil Straightener and from time to time I blog under that name.

When sPam sent me to your blog, Mr. Schnauzer, I thought I might be disappointed to find just a bunch of left-winged fanaticism. I was very wrong and will follow your musings until you disappoint.

Tea-f***ing-party, my @$$! I view these displays of false-patriotism and bigotry more as acts inciting violence against people who are willing to stand up for the rights of all people and not just the right-winged, Christian, white yo-yos who don't know the meanings of conservation, prudence, image and equality!

These are the same lame-asses who preach that the USA was founded on Christian values and with Christian beliefs (which you may notice are changing with the times because they are running out of money-making ideas) is the only way to live! (Note: Unless you need or want something and can't have it unless you break the rules; in which case you either hide your methods of acquisition or pray away the sin and then it’s okay.)

Tea party people don't realize that the iconic and historical event, "Boston Tea Party," was an act of violence and vandalism and has been mimicked in recent years by some notorious individuals. The Boston Tea Party was an act of protest against a government act. Do these tea-p people realize that a few years ago, one of our citizens was put to death for an act of protest against something done by our government? Timothy McVeigh was a Christian Republican and a member of the NRA. His final protest, in Boston Tea Party style, was bombing the Murrah Federal Building as a statement to the world that he was against the Government's acts at Ruby Ridge and Waco.

Are the tea-p people trying to make a statement in support of that kind of idiocy? Do they really know what they want other than a Christian-when-convenient, white-power, gas-guzzling, bitching society?

My mother, rest her soul, was a Jew. My dad, same for his, was a reformed Lutheran nut! They fought all of the time about Jesus and hell until their death. I learned from them that there are no living Gods that have any power to do anything to change the world. The changes that we know of come from people’s acts. Some give credit to a God, some don't. When you get enough non-thinking idiots together, who believe that Jesus, Elvis and The Bear are all coming back from the dead to save them and haul them off to Neverland or heavenland then they can make changes that hurt the rest of us. They can hurt the United States. They can hurt the world!

I know that my friends at the ACLU are in strong attendance at these tea things and will report what they see.

I'll bet my last piece of head fuzz that there will be Christian only prayer by 99.9% white people!

Help me watch these poot-for-brains, please. Help me straighten their evil! -Iain

It's MY Name!

You people; you know who you are, must not be well traveled. You don't know how to pronounce a name as simple as mine.

I changed the font that I normally use in order to make a visual point.

Lately I have been receiving typed emails and audio emails from folks who think my name is "Lain" because they are too ignorant to realize that the lower case "L" (l) and the upper case "I" look the same in my chosen font, Verdana. Proper names should be capitalized, you ninnies! My name is "Iain!" (ee-un)

Also...

My last name is Dangerfeld, NOT Dangerfield! Danger: the G has a "guh" sound and not a "gee" sound. (dain-gur) Feld: The e is pronounced "eh" and not "ē". It's Bavarian!

Review My Ass!

"Your blog has been identified as a potential spam blog. To correct this, please request a review by filling out the form at ...Yada, yada, yada!"

I signed in to make a post with some meat to it and found this in my email box! When I signed in to unblock my blog, there wasn't a form available to unlock it. Now, I'm not an idiot! I guess the blog has been unblocked. It was probably one of those bone-headed Christians that complained and got it locked in the first place.

You stupid-ass Christians will use any device you can, whether or not moral or ethical, to keep people from telling the truth! You are all a bunch of goddamn arrogant, control freak ignoramuses! I guess you can't help it though. You are a product of non-thinking over breeders who lived to fuck up a religious army and brain wash you. -Iain

Biden vs Bimbo

So, there's only going to be one VP debate for this election? What? Are they afraid of a little PMS? Perhaps they are afraid she'll have a wo-mo (women's moment) and cry!

I don't know about you, but I feel the Obama/Biden team won during the first 20-seconds of Tarte de Palin opening her skinny-lipped mouth! The woman has NO poker face. (Nice hooters, though!) She did show some VPL (visable panty lines)

I am too exhausted tonight to write much more about this. I will, however, say that I am glad we will get a good team to lead the country. Obama and Biden will do right by our country's foundation. I must praise the GOP for selecting a token woman to be a part of their team. It's quite stylish! Hell! Some of my closest friends have a split tail!

I. D.